What did I say?
What happened to you?
I swear I just wanted to talk
Did I come on too strong?
I just wanted to say hi
But I said it with my cock
Hello there!
Pleased to meet you!
You should come over and play sometime...

He's a friendly sort
He means you no harm
Believe me, I know him well
We've been best of friends
Through thick and thin
In fact we've been through hell
So where did you go?
I came on too strong
What's a guy to say?
Was it something I said?
Did my cock say too much?
Sometimes he'll talk all day
Hello there!
I've been thinking of you!
Come over here and give me a hand...
That's my cock
The life of the party
He always aims to please
A dutiful soldier
He'll rise to any occasion
Always up in the morning before me

Hello there!
You're looking good!
Why don't you come over and sit down...
Yes he's very friendly
But don't be afraid
It's just his way of saying hi
When he raises himself
Stands up proud
And winks with his one eye
So what happened?
You don't return my calls
I think you've hurt his feelings
He still recalls
How you jiggled his balls
And kissed him while you were kneeling

THE END
THE END